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2/7/06 02:15 amI'm dead |
2/7/06 01:59 amfucking faggots me and william shatner totally whupped up on some negro ass -jake |
8/17/05 08:39 pmwell I think I might start updating some more and add some friends that are going away to school so we can stay in touch this way.... we'll see if it works.... tomorrow night I am going out with the girls and some bros... I need new tank tops.. .thats about it for now...:) |
7/18/05 10:29 amheres and update. my boss tried to give me 90 dollars last night for being so helpful and I turned him down. = dumb my flip flops broke downtown saturday night and it was kinda sad b/c I had to walk barefoot around downtown which is innevitably bad at night b/c all the drunkards drop their bottles and crap all over the street and then here I come with my no sandles and step in it. but I didn't cuz my best dude friend ever gave me his shoes ..... st. albansers let their kids eat mcDonalds food on the same table they are doing lines of coc at. its pretty insane. |
5/22/05 08:44 pmI am not going to shower for a week. :) |
5/20/05 10:32 pmmy hair started falling out today b/c I died it lighter and I am nervous that it is too unhealthy now..... but it looks dumb and I wanted to put brown all in it but I guess I will have to wait for a while so my hair can breath... but this is what it looks like....    .I look dumb. |
5/20/05 06:50 pmthe lamest way to dry your hair.  |
5/16/05 01:32 pm |
5/15/05 01:43 pmI almost died last night. I got home from work @ 1am and I could barely move and I had a fever that was making my body feel like I was going to implode. I was so sick...finally kevin went to the store and got me some advil to reduce my fever b/c I was seriously close to needing to go to the emergency room, ya. And my heart was beating really fast but all I was doing was just laying there. it was really scary. P.S. Poor me poor me. ha. |
5/13/05 05:10 pmnews update..... so now that they are engaged....my brother's fiancee is being really nice to me. that does not make me like her....its just an interesting tidbit. |
5/11/05 03:46 pmThe terrible news..... my brother is engaged to that wench. sorry to all the fabulous gay men waiting for him. He is getting married in Febuary. ugh. I am going to barf out of all cavities.  angry |
5/9/05 08:37 pmI understand that in my new default picture I look as if I might not
be wearing a shirt...but I am......its a really 70s looking tube
tob and its great. I also took some pics today that came out dope... wacka dacka doo daaaa |
5/8/05 10:10 amlast night was pretty incredible.
Went to work ... got home took a shower and made my hair look 70's Went to TJ Maxx ... bought a bra that doesn't fit right now :( went to City Market to get a Wheat Puff b/c thats all I can eat right now On my super strict diet to get un-fat for summer saw some dudes there..allyson rode away from me on her bike! what a DOOOOOOOOODOOOOO head! then I met up with Jamie....we went to Red Square.... I HATE bars....I hate being around all those drunk people I don't know....its incredibly uncomfortable .. but they had really good cranberry juice there...not enough to ever make me wanna go back but its a point to take into consideration. some drunkish black guy kept tugging on my shirt so I freaked and left. thats it. oh yea and....BRIAN is coming home for the summer.. .he's going to stay with us for a while... YAY. oh ggeeeeezzzuuuuzzzz H. CHRIST ....summer is going to be good... I'm taking ZERO classes. okfanba also today is the first mother's day I have been a mom.....of Jasper.... |
5/6/05 10:42 pmwell toay blew at work my boss threw boxes at my head b/c he is only 19
and can't control himself....then he hit me in the crotch with a broom
and called me "ranch Pants" . I am so glad I work for an
establishment....full of integrity.! also...tonight at midnight jimmy D will be 21....here is a pic of him and Jasper.!  |
5/4/05 11:29 amok so .. in life I want this girl's hair so bad...she is so cute...  yea but yesterday I made a huge mistake...I saw this girl walking down the street and I was like..."oh look at how cute her hair is" ... and then it turned out to be this girl that wells is in love with and I don't like b/c she seems stupid...damn I wish I hadn't said that.... RRR! anyway...that girl is soo freakin cute and I wish I was her .. FUCK....I gotta do my hair soon... |
5/4/05 11:26 am OMG look at how cute...he is a millionare munchkin. wwwweeeeeeeeeee |
5/3/05 11:21 pmI am a civilian. not a police officer of the law. |
4/30/05 12:31 pm - last NIGHT!Ok....so Last night was amazingly bizarre and I figure this is a good place to write everything down so I don't forget. 9:00 pm. : I head over to Brad and Jakes to meet up and hang out 11:00 : Brad, Jake, Chuck, Hunter, Vanessa, and DEES leave for the Bars walking. I had clearly already had way too much Jack Daniels and was walking up Pine st. like an idiot. We get to JP's and we are watching the worst Kareoke ever and the whole thing was very odd. So we leave and walk up the street to Manhattan Pizza so I can go pee in there. There are cops everywhere I and I was yelling and being all beligerent. aha.. I guess a dude drove past in a Camero and I yelled at the top of my lungs "THAT IS DISGUSTING" . HOw I didn't get picked up for public intoxication is BEYOND me. We end up at ESOX or whatever that place is called. I was so hammered and before I went in I saw Chris roll up on his Skate board. ahah... I MADE him give me a hug and asked him how video world was like 3 times..ahah..so I walk in and I see TIm Bro right off the bat surrounded by like 3 chicks one of which is the girl that Garrett's girlfriend was trying to bang...so I say...."hey....wasn't Garrett's Girlfriend trying to get in your pants" and Shamefuly she was like .. "YEA" ahah...and then so after harrassing Tim Bro as to why he never comes over I thank him for starting the sell out trend in Burlington. So meanwhile I am blabbering on...probably ruining the mood for Tim and the chick and ISAAC comes up from behind and is like "ABBEY IS DRUNK!!!" and he is like..."When did you sell out ??? """ and I told him and he was OVERLY excited and he was like "Has Spencer seen this!!!" and I was like "yea..." and he goes..."HE IS GOING TO BE HEAR IN FIVE MINS" and I was like SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET" ahahah...oh man so spencer arrives and I get to meet his unusually hott gf and she is hammered too and spencer told me that he isn't mad at me for being a huge sell out...just as long as I don't start rollerblading ahahahahhahaha oh god. so anyway...I stood there and blabbered on about how Spencer is like my hardcore mentor...telling his gf like 10- times..."you have a GREAT DUDE HERE!!!" ahahah...so here is the bizarre part....the whole time I was at the Bar , Isaac was ALLLL over me....EEEEEWWWW he just kept following me around going..." we have to hang out now that you are cool " and he was like..."abbey give me your number" and I just kept going...DUDE CALL KEVIN...ahahah....it was so weird...finally Vanessa comes up to me and is like...OK WHATS WITH THE OLD GUY....so then I had to explain why a typically normal person SHOULDN'T be afraid of Isaac and his old man ness...hahahaahah oh god...it was so weird....so then in walks Jess Pebody and Isaac parades her right over to laugh at me and she was just like "HI HUN. " and I was like "OMG Jess We should hang out now bla bla bla" meanwhile making a COMPLETE ASS out of myself...ahah...so anyway while all this is happening wells is at the bar...my favorite drinking brotha. and I didn't even know he was going to be there and it was funny cuz he yelled at me for being mad at Kevin yesterday and made me feel bad....like a best friend should....then took a shot and disapeared...I imagine he disapeared to like Brian's or something...hilarious tho!. 1:00 am : We decide to leave the bar and go find another b/c Isaac was worrying everyone and no one got that as sketchy as he was....he is relatively legit. So we are SOOOOO retarded that we actually decide to go to ALLEY CATS!!! AHAHAH the bar of the molesters and drunk old men. I bet you could find half of "VErmont's MOST WANTED" in there haha. oh man...so but no...here is the second bizarre occurance of the night...as we are walking down Main St. Colin and I were trailing behind everyone...blabbering about something terrible un important and he like GRABBED MY ASS...really really really weird...he just grabbed my ass like hard and for real...I was like JEEZUZ CHRIST DEEZ!Q!!!!! and he looked at me and goes..."yea...thats hott" !!! weird...I was soooo weirded out...hahahahahah oh god....gross....DEES as if he hadn't felt it enough when we were 16 ahaha gross. So then we walk into Alley Cats the bunch of us and we are so drunk...making a ruckus slobering ... I went over to this table where me and Vanessa sat down and I pulled off the Table Cloth and threw the fake plant on it and starting yelling...poor Vanessa having to take care of my beligerence...haha...weird tho so Brad and Colin come back over and we were rambling all 4 of us about something and someone said something about weeners and COlin and Brad goes..."you would know what its like to see Dees's weener" and I started yelling "yea I've seen it but I never did anything to it....and I started making a throwing up sound ... I look up and they are all staring at me like..."uh ... he is right here " ahahahahahhahahahahahaha oh god.....hilarious.... So then chuck goes outside to smoke and I needed fresh air cuz it smelled like Dead Babies in there so I went outside too and while we were standing there this lady came up to us she was like 50 and nasty and she was rambling and then she was like..."I inherited my dad's condo and I sold it and SMOKED MOST OF IT AWAY" she was SOOO trashy...me and chuck were like Laughing directly at her ahah and pointing at her ahah....oh man so we go inside and the nasty redneck bartender lady yells at Chuck for taking his drink outside...she hated us so bad even tho I gave her a 4 dollar tip .. wench... 2:00 am We walk back to Brad and Jakes....like a bunch of stumbling idiots....so we get to brads and immediately Chuck just layed on the couch and I was like...BRAD HE TOOK MY COUCH!!! so I had to Sleep with Brad but in a complete legit way b/c We had two completely different blankets and we have been friends since age 6 and its Abbey and Brad...jesus I dont need to explain that...ahah..so we are talking about really funny shit that I can't even remember....I really don't remember what we were talking about....probably making racist jokes and being loud...but anyway so I wake up 7:30 this morning...HUNG OVER and Brad's like Farting and being a dude...and I go the the bathroom and I was a MESS ahahah oh man I suck ahaha oh god it was bad...so I left and went home...haha on my way home I decidedto get a bagel sandwhich...so I waltz into the Bagel Market REAKING OF BOOZE.....looking like someone took a fat dump on my head.....poor bagel makers..hahaha... oh man.... |
4/27/05 10:06 pmOMG I am UPDATING!!!!! k done. |
12/14/04 09:20 pm EXCITING. THIS IS MY FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH KEVIN AND JASPER!!!! HOWWWW EXCITING!!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEE  cold |